YOU FOUND YOUR WAY BACK HERE.
Work's done. Pants are optional.
Mind your own damn business.
Well, you found the part of my website where I keep the shit that probably shouldn't be sitting next to my construction business. Make yourself comfortable. Just don't go telling everybody what you found.
— JoeI build decks for a living, write books when I get a minute, and apparently there's a whole damn market for what I've been wearing under my jeans. I didn't make the rules. Hell, I don't even understand half of 'em.
SEND JOE A REQUESTFROM MY NOTEBOOK
Somewhere between minding my own business and learning a little patience, I ended up writing an entire article about jerking off. Apparently more than a few people had thoughts about it.
SERIOUS SUBJECT. DIFFERENT AUTHOR.
Now, I'll be the first to admit patience ain't always my strongest quality. But apparently there's a whole lot more to self-control than I ever gave it credit for.
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And no, I didn't write this one. Somebody with a little more discipline did.
For adults. Educational information, not medical advice.
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THE TEN-BUCK OPTION
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Ten bucks. Hell, I've spent more than that on a disappointing lunch. And this one doesn't come with a waiter asking how everything's going.
TAKE A LOOK — $9.99
PREMIUM · REUSABLE
$109.99
A hundred and ten dollars. Hell, for that kind of money, I'd expect it to help with the mortgage. But apparently some folks take their alone time pretty damn seriously.
CHECK IT OUT — $109.99
REGULAR LOTION · TWO REFILLS
$40.47
I don't know how much lotion a man needs, but apparently somebody decided two refills ought to cover it. Who the hell am I to question the experts?
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AIN'T QUITE READY TO GO HOME?